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Damon, Affleck, Ricky Martin & KidsBen Affleck, Matt Damon, and Ricky Martin have something new in mediocre.by Tom Miller Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Standstill the presses. Ricky Martin rightful had some kids? According to the TMZ, the She Bangs ( heh ) singer has got himself some twins via IVF and surrogacy. Evidently, hes bustle to take the rest of the season take to ante up those little shavers a proper upbringing. Facts are facts, kids finally lift themselves after 6 or 7 months, were glad that he plans on being learned for them during this really importunate allotment though. No word on the breast - feeding versus bottle sitch, but as manly, stinking rich, and virile as Martin is he can find a proper wet doctor. Its a monster step for a strapping bachelor to need kids in consequence bad that he says forget it to oracle a wife before he has kids. Or irresponsibly knocking up 1 of the legion of backstage groupies. Or trim being graceless enough to insist on sleeping with the surrogate, as is his stick together. Ricky Martin, youre alright in our book. Same goes for that Clay Aiken guy. Matt Damon has had else teenager per Dlisted. The DNA dumpsters report that this is Matts second and Luciana Damons ( his wife ) inquiring teenager, all daughters. Hah, isnt it always how it goes? A rascally poon annoy from way back has a stable full of daughters. We bet he regrets all of his womanizing and is bit to be one of those shotgun - and - Pesos - Daniels - on - the - front - porch type dads. Paybacks a presentiment, Will Hunting. Receive to planet Earth, Gia Zavala Damon, sorry that the sins of the father will ruin your dating experience. Maybe if your dad hadnt date J Lo, things would be a lot easier. But he did, so they wont. No word if he plans on following friend and fellow Hollywierdo Matthew McConaugheys lead and fertilizing a tree with his daughters ( or wifes, depending on how you look at it ) placenta.
Hollywoods most precious, mid - 30s couple, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, are having another baby. According to iVillage, Jennifer Garner confirmed the new addition to Access Hollywood the other day. This second kid ( gender undisclosed ) will join the adorable Violet in a safe, wonderful, loving home. This is especially blessed news as there were rumors and innuendos a few short months ago that there was some marital strife in the Garner - BenAffleck home. We can only assume that these slanderous statements were the work of some nefarious hater ( possibly Matt Damon ). Were glad they worked things out and are L I V I N, man. This is what you get for making it on your own merits and not riding someones coattails. Congrats, Ben and Jen. Please dont read into anything that we grouped Ricky Martin, Matt Damon, and Ben Affleck in the same post, theyre all just having or have had kids. Yep, no inference whatsoever, outside of the children thing. Thoughts? Reactions? Jokes? And because everyone likes videos, heres Jimmy Kimmel effing Ben Affleck. |
